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This story has been fan-translated by ChocoRei-chan. This translation was based off the scripts from the Japanese version of the game. DO NOT REPOST ANY TRANSLATIONS FROM THIS WIKI.

I Love...

Cafeteria - Wedding Ceremony
Crowley Crowley	Well... today was a really rough day. The ghosts left with the cafeteria still decorated for a wedding ceremony. How irresponsible. At this rate, we won't be able to dine in the cafeteria tomorrow. First years, clean up this "wedding hall" before returning to your dorms.
Ehh~!?
Ace Ace	By first years you mean other than me and Epel, since we were on the tuxedo team right?
Crowley Crowley	No, all of the first years. I am an educator who treats his students with equal fairness!
Epel Epel	No way...
Ace Ace	Give me a break. I'm already beat from working too hard today.
Crowley Crowley	Indeed, it was quite the ordeal. But that was one thing, this is another. Young people are full of energy. Please be quick about it.
Grim Grim	Hey, Yuu. Don't just stand there. Let's scram before the Headmaster notices.
Crowley Crowley	Of course Yuu and Grim as well.
Grim Grim	Fnya!
Epel Epel	*Sigh* No matter how many of these ribbons on the wall I throw away there's just no end to them.
Grim Grim	I'm tryin' to peel this lace off but it just keeps getting stuck in my claws!
Ace Ace	This chair is massive. I wonder where they got it from... Hang on... this is a gravestone! Creepy!
It feels neverending.		I want to hurry and go home.
Ortho Ortho	Cheer up everyone. I'll help to!
Ace Ace	Oh, c'mon! After I did all that work! How much trouble do these ghosts need to cause before they are satisfied? 500 years was it? She's too persistent, staying obsessed over love for that long. The ghost vassals ticked me off too but I'll never understand that princess. If she gave up marriage and just learned to enjoy life on the other side I wouldn't have had to go through all this.
Epel Epel	... Ace, wasn't there ever someone you liked before?
Ace Ace	Huh? What's with that all of a sudden?
Epel Epel	Saying things like she was too persistant or that you'll never understand... It's a little surprising coming from you. Because you seem like you know a lot about love.
Ace Ace	You're trying to say I'm shallow aren't you?
Epel Epel	Th- That's not what I meant.
Grim Grim	There's no point in asking Ace about love. There's no way he gets it. A mean and twisted guy like him could never be popular.
Ace Ace	Could you quit judging me? Back in middle school I had a girlfriend who I went to amusement parks and movie theaters with.
Grim Grim	Wh- What!? You're so cocky!
Ortho Ortho	Amusement parks and movie theaters? Every manual I search says those are go-to spots for a date in any era!
Epel Epel	Sharing love stories... It's fitting for a boys' high school. Then what happened?
Ace Ace	Well... Girls are scared of thrill rides so all we did was ride the merry-go-round or the ferris wheel. She was all happy taking Magicam photos and saying it was "cute" but I don't get how it was fun. Even with movies, all she wanted to watch was romance or something with animals. She was all like "No horror!". It was boring when we were together so I gradually stopped contacting her.
Epel Epel	I see. That's a little unfortunate... I guess.
Ace Ace	But the really crazy part was after that. What do you think happened when I started being just a little distant? Suddenly one day, a group of girls who I didn't even know called me out. "Why don't you ever contact her?" "I feel sorry for her!" "She's been crying all this time!" "You're so ungrateful!" They went on lecturing me! What is it with girls and ganging up like that? Then it hit me. Love is just a pain! It's way more fun to just hang out with my guy friends.
Grim Grim	Ace, you're such a child.
Ace Ace	You're the one who probably knows the least about love here! Anyway, I'm not the one who had a problem. It was her.
Hm?

Cafeteria - Wedding Ceremony
Ace Ace	I'm not the one who had a problem. It was her.
Hm?
Deuce Deuce	Ace, what are you goin' on about?
Jack Jack	Uh... it's already tomorrow... I'm too tired. Let's hurry and clean up the cafeteria.
Ace Ace	You guys are ones to talk when all you've done is lie around all day. Think about it, Grim. These guys who failed at the mission are more like kids than me.
Grim Grim	Hmm... I guess... Deuce standing there frozen in front of the bride like that was pretty lame.
Ace Ace	Right? I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe.
Deuce Deuce	I couldn't help it! I'm not used to talking to girls. When I think about accidentally saying something hurtful I don't know what to say anymore...
Ace Ace	You went to a co-ed middle school didn't you? Weren't you popular? I feel like the guys would go crazy over a bad boy.
Deuce Deuce	Go crazy? No, no one ever talked to me. Girls other than my mom, and come to think of it guys too, they stopped and just stared.
Ace Ace	I see... So they were too scared and kept their distance. Jack was dumped on the spot so I guess guys that look scary at first glance aren't very popular.
Jack Jack	Mind your own business. I don't really care about being popular.
Ace Ace	Oh? What, are you a sore loser?
Jack Jack	No. Us wolf beast-men choose a single partner to care for. From the moment they wake up until they go to sleep, my parents and grandparents walk together and eat together. Someday when I fall in love, I'll also want to be committed for life. So I don't need to be liked by a lot of people.
Ace Ace	Wow... That's deep! Talking about life committment when you are still a student... Aren't you taking your love life a bit too seriously?
Deuce Deuce	Should you really be thinking about marriage before you even have a job?
Grim Grim	What a pain! I would never want to be with someone like Jack.
Jack Jack	You've got nothin' to do with it!
Ace Ace	I guess Epel is more the popular type. A beautiful young boy who doesn't look intimidating and has aspirations for the future!
Epel Epel	Eh? Uh... me!?
Ace Ace	Now that you've been asked, you have to tell your story. Was there anyone back home you liked?
Epel Epel	Um...
Ace Ace	C'mon! Don't hold out on us! We're tuxedo buddies right?
Deuce Deuce	So you're draggin' him into this? Why are you so interested in hearing about other people's love lives?
Jack Jack	He's probably trying to let everyone else clean while he just talks.
Deuce Deuce	I see. That does sound like Ace.
Ace Ace	You guys want to know too!
Jack & Deuce Jack & Deuce	Well...
Ace Ace	Has anyone admitted their feelings for you? Someone you like? Or is there someone you dated before?
Epel Epel	...
...
Epel Epel	I know you're excited so I'm sorry to say this. There aren't many people where I'm from so the only ones around me were those with a huge age gap. I only really started to talk to people my own age when I entered Nightraven College. I was mostly helping with far-... the family business so there wasn't any romance to speak of... I guess.
Ace Ace	So you don't have anything to share either?
Epel Epel	Sorry I couldn't answer your expectations.
Ortho Ortho	When compared to data of boys of the same age, everyone appears to be lacking significantly in "youth experiences".
Ace Ace	Shut-up!
Sebek Sebek	Hey! You humans! You haven't been working at all! If you have time to waste on meaningless chit-chat then line up the chairs!
Ace Ace	And there he is... Today's number one problem boy.
Jack Jack	I was disappointed in you.
Sebek Sebek	Hmph. All you are doing is talking about your love lives. We are students. If you have time for that, how about putting more into your studies?
Grim Grim	You're one to talk! You got dumped on the spot!
Sebek Sebek	I wasn't dumped! I dumped her! I'm busy training everyday to protect Lord Malleus. I have no time for love.
Ace Ace	You say that now but what are you gonna do when you find someone you like? Are you just gonna blab about Malleus all day long?
Sebek Sebek	I am already prepared. Lilia has taught me what to do for the person I carry affection for. First, pen a letter!
Ace Ace	Pen!? Like, on paper? That's something right out of our grandparent's age!
Deuce Deuce	At least use Magicam or email.
Sebek Sebek	Why? Fountain pens and letter paper are the swords of love. That's what Lilia says. I write my thoughts, and every third letter slip in a smiling photo of myself and repeat until the 25th full moon. Once we have exchanged enough words on paper we would sit together on a bench in central park of the Valley of Thorns, leaving some space between us!
Epel Epel	He can't be serious...
Sebek Sebek	What!? How dare a human doubt Lilia! Disrespectful!
Ace Ace	Ah... You're being loud again. This won't end at this rate so we're done. *sigh* Well, I do agree with Sebek on one thing.
Jack Jack	Are you also the "pen a letter" type?
Ace Ace	Oh yeah! On the letterhead you just write "I love..." ...Of course not! This time, Riddle and Rook rescued Epel and me, right?
Epel Epel	Yeah. If they two of them hadn't been there we wouldn't have been able to move forward.
Ace Ace	When I saw our dorm head take on that many ghosts for us, I thought, "He's so cool." I wanna be better at using magic. Right now I can't compete with our dorm head or upperclassmen, but one day I'll show them what I'm made of and say "How do you like that!" When they see my amazing magic... Just thinking about it makes my heart skip a beat. To do that, I need to study more seriously before thinking about love.
Epel Epel	Yeah, you're right. I think so too!
Sebek Sebek	Hmph. So you understand then.
Deuce Deuce	Yeah, I'm gonna need to do some serious studying.
Jack Jack	Since you usually get red marks, that means something coming from Deuce.
Yeah.
Deuce Deuce	Don't agree with each other on that!
Ace Ace	Seems like everyone got caught up in the conversation. We've barely cleaned the cafeteria. Firsts, theghosts give me a hard time and now I'll probably get detention... We're all so lame... There wasn't a single good thing that happened today.
Ortho Ortho	That's not true!
Ace Ace	Eh?

Cafeteria - Wedding Ceremony
Ortho Ortho	I was watching the video of Ace Trappola entering the wedding ceremony with the Headmaster. When he sincerely yelled, "Hold it right there!" while holding the bouquet, it was like watching a movie. Trying so desperately for my big brother... Ace Trappola, you were sooooo cool!
Ace Ace	Huh? I wasn't really that desperate or anything. I had just gotten away from those ghosts so it just happened that way.
Ortho Ortho	No. You were so serious when you charged into the ceremony hall. You meant every word that you said to the bride and her vassals, right?
Grim Grim	There's no way Ace was being genuine. He was just blabbing without thinking like he always does.
Ace Ace	Ye- Yeah! Grim gets it.
Ortho Ortho	My infrared detection at the time showed increased body temperature, voice volume, and the pupil size. All the data suggests that you were being "sincere". You don't have to hide it. You must be shy!
Deuce Deuce	So that means...
Sebek Sebek	...what he said to the ghost bride about the "ideal marriage partner"...
Jack Jack	...Ace was being serious!?
Ortho Ortho	Yeah. I'm sure of it. It's wonderful that Ace has a concrete idea of the ideal marriage.
Ace Ace	What? No! No way! I just said whatever I thought the ghost would want to hear.
Oh?
Grim Grim	You're gettin' all worked up.
Ortho Ortho	Even the Headmaster said that the ghost might fall in love with him! Looking at written accounts and statistical data, if you were to confess with the same passion as you did today, anyone could fall in love with Ace. There's no mistake!
Ace Ace	There was no passion, okay? And it wasn't a confession! Stop smiling at me like that!
Epel Epel	So you were actually trying hard. I wish I could have seen Ace acting so cool.
Ortho Ortho	Leave it to me! I recorded it. I'll send you a video later.
Ace Ace	Don't record me!
Deuce Deuce	Oh, that's nice of you. Once we're done cleaning, let's all watch it together. How about at Ramshackle dorm?
Jack Jack	It could be fun to watch it while doing a play-by-play. Will wake me up too.
Sebek Sebek	I'll score you as well. You told me I was today's number one problem boy. I will be thorough, so prepare yourself.
Ace Ace	Don't turn this into a viewing party!
No need to be shy		We want to showcase how brave you were today
Ortho Ortho	Yes! Ace Trappola, thinking seriously about the ideal marriage really makes you the most wonderful groom!
Ace Ace	Oh c'mon! Like I said, I wasn't being serious at all!
Grim Grim	Woah. Ace's ears are turnin' red!
Deuce Deuce	Hahah, you're right. That's rare.
Jack Jack	Hey, Ortho. Get a recording of this too.
Grim Grim	Yuu, take a picture with the ghost camera!
Ace Ace	You're all toying with me now. C'mon! Give me a break!

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