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A Watch That’s Two Days Late
Deuce
Deuce
Does your watch tell the time correctly, Prefect?
Mine was two whole days late the other day.
Obviously I was late to class and had to apologize to the teacher,
But I can’t tell if he was surprised or what; he didn’t give me a clear response…
If we were in the Queen of Hearts’ country, it probably would’ve been off with my head right there.
…What? My watch? There isn’t anywhere that tells you what day it is, but…
Huh? Actually, how would you even be able to tell that it’s two days late?
Kgh! Ace pranked me again…!
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Croquet Flamingos
Deuce
Deuce
Sorry, Prefect. I’m in a hurry today.
I wanted to go practice playing croquet after class.
They say the Queen of Hearts could use two flamingos at once in croquet.
I think the fact that she could do that,
Is the reason she was such a master at croquet.
If I could learn to do the same thing she did…
I’d definitely be able to win our next croquet match!
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The Broom-Headed Dog
Deuce
Deuce
Prefect, did you finish cleaning your dorm like you were talking about yesterday?
…Oh, not yet? …It’d be nice if you had a broom-headed dog there with you, huh?
Hm? You didn’t know? There’s a legend saying that
There lived a broom-headed dog in the Queen of Hearts’ country.
Since that dog was always sweeping, the premises around the Queen’s castle were supposed to have been clean 24/7 too.
That sounds so convenient. I’d want to have a dog that useful if I could.
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Guilty for Disobeying the Queen
Deuce
Deuce
There’s a verdict I was curious about in this story about one of the trials led by the Queen of Hearts…
That “Anyone who disobeys the Queen is guilty”? They had a rule like that?
Riddle
Riddle
It’d be easier to understand if you replaced that with “Anyone who causes a disturbance to the government is guilty.”
I could give you a lot of examples, but…for instance, if the defendant was a mile high[1] and getting agitated in the courtroom.
Deuce
Deuce
A m-mile?! You’re kidding, right?
Riddle
Riddle
No, it’s written very clearly in the historical records. You should try browsing those archives some time.
Deuce
Deuce
She even had someone that huge obeying her…
The Queen of Hearts was really unlike anyone else…!
↑ Deuce used “1km” here but this line is referencing one of the Queen of Hearts’ rules from Alice in Wonderland: “All persons more than a mile high must leave the court immediately.” In the JP dub, this was localized to “1km” so I switched it back to “1 mile” for these English translations.
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Master at Croquet
Ace
Ace
The Queen of Hearts just keeps getting cooler the more we hear about her in magic history.
Deuce
Deuce
Yeah… The ruler of a whole country, she was full of pure talent, and she also happened to be a master at croquet.
Ace
Ace
I thought she was kind of amazing when I was a kid too.
Deuce
Deuce
That’s one of the Great Seven for you. She’d be perfect if she was strong at brawling too.
Ace
Ace
Brawling…? Is that even relevant to this?
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Dorm's Garden
Deuce
Deuce
The gardens at our dorm…
Were made to look like the rose maze at the castle the Queen of Hearts lived in, right?
Cater
Cater
Yup. It’s super aesthetic even now, so you know her tastes were fresh~!
Deuce
Deuce
It’s amazing. And there are tons of turns in there too; it’d be so much fun to try cornering[1] there.
Cater
Cater
Cornering…?
↑ This term describes a motorcycle technique when you lean your bike while rounding corners.
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Surprisingly the Romantic Type
Trey
Trey
They say the King and Queen of Hearts were happily married, and even stuck by each other’s sides at work.
Deuce
Deuce
Oh? That sounds really pleasant.
Trey
Trey
You’re surprisingly the romantic type, aren’t you?
Deuce
Deuce
No—! That’s not what I was trying to—stop smiling like that!!
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