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There Is No One In This Entire World As Beautiful As You!

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Alright. For the final step, I just have to add some chamomile and….. The potion is done!
*BOMF*
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Ah!? I made a mistake again!?
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You still working on that? You know the class is nearly over right?
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I-, I know that! But I can’t get it to work no matter how many times I try…..
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Hmm… Did you try adding mustard? Or maybe some butter, some sugar.
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You don’t use that kinda stuff for alchemy! Hmph, this time I’ll definitely get it….

Wh- what? I’m out of ingredients!?….

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How can you fail this badly….
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Deuce Spade. It’s time to clean up the lab equipment.

I’ll be seeing you in supplementary classes after school. After all, it’s my job to discipline no good mutts.

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Oofph, my condolences~.
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Mr. Crewel, is that really okay!? I would be delighted!
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Seriously?
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Gather the chamomile in the botanical garden, and return to the lab after classes. Understood?
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Yes, sir, thank you very much!
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Botanical Garden - Temperate Zone
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I’ll gather the ingredients during my free period so I don’t wind up late for the supplementary classes later.

… Ah. Now I think about it, I wonder how that beanstalk we planted for a class a while back is doing.

The superintendent said he’d take care of it for me, so it might be blooming around now. It won’t hurt to take a little peek along the way.

Hm, I’m sure it was in a flowerbed around here…

Oh, there, there, found it.

….. Huh? I would’ve sworn it was a more vivid green when it was still a sapling, but the color is all dull now.

It looks pretty lifeless too….. Could it be he wasn’t looking after it properly?

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Hold on, what is going on here!?
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You’re….. Schoenheit-senpai. Is something wrong?
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For crying out loud! Can’t you see all the herbs I planted for use in beauty products have wilted?
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Ah….. It seems like I’m not the only one with lifeless plants.
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What’s the point in having a caretaker if they’re not taking care of the plants. Absolute negligence.

It might seem improbable now the herbs are in this state but… If I increase the amount of water they get for a while,

Remove the dried up and wilted leaves, and move them to one of the planters. Add some fertilizer and then….

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Ah…. If I do the same, will my beanstalk seedlings recover as well?
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You shouldn’t rely on others on your first try. Try making some effort yourself first.

If you can’t think of anything, why don’t you go and say something nice to it?

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So-something nice!? What does that even mean?….
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The arnica… looks like it’s safe for now. As for this geranium…. l might have to mix a different fertilizer for each one….
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….. It’s like you’re already talking to someone else.

However, saying nice things to a plant?…..

Well, I did hear that beautiful music can promote plant growth… something like that, anyway. There might be some truth in what he said.

….. Ahum. Be-bean seedling…. san?

Boy, that leaf is so nice…. And your stem looks so solid and healthy.

When your flowers start to bloom, you’ll become so beautifu-…. no, I mean, would it be better to say you’ll surpass your current beauty? Uhm….

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Ruggie
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Oh, Deuce-kun. Good timing…
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There is no one in this entire world as beautiful as you!
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Ruggie
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Eh, what! What are ya-! ?
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Bu- Bucchi-senpai!? It’s, it’s not what you think! Schoenheit-senpai said that the plants would become healthy again if you sing their praises so…!
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Eh~….. Plants are a pretty strange target for your romantic affections…. I thought you were a total weirdo.
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I don’t have that kinda interest!
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You’re turning bright red. Shishishi.
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You two are way too loud. Some people are trying to work here, so shut up.
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Sorry!

… I was following his advice, but I still managed to get him mad at me.

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What a disaster hm, Deuce-kun.

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I see. So that’s why you two were making so much useless noise.

Deuce…. right? Are you an idiot?

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Are you implying that telling a plant nice things to make them become healthier was a lie..!
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Looks like it. And you really believed that. Shishishi.
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Hngh-…
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Well, I suppose obedience is also a virtue. But you won’t survive in this world just by being obedient.
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Heh, at this school, that kinda serious personality is pretty valuable too.
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What the…. I don’t feel like I’m being complimented here…!
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Regardless, all the flowerbeds in the Botanical Garden are damaged. What does the superintendent think he’s doing?

Judging from the condition of the leaves, they must’ve gone without water for about three days now….

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Three days….?
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Is the superintendent take some holiday leave?
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If that’s the case, there should’ve been a substitute taking care of them instead.

There are many valuable herbs and flowers for the study of magical drugs being cultivated in these gardens.

To think the person the superintendent left in charge would do such a terrible job at it.

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How about we go to the superintendent’s office now? We just got to apply some pressure one time and I’m sure they’ll rethink their ways.
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Indeed. Let’s have a pointed chat with him.
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Ah~……. This is kinda, starting to look a lil’ bad….
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Bucchi-senpai….? Could it be you know something?
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Know something heh…. Well, I think I got a bit o’ a general idea.
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I see. I get the gist of it now. Leona is involved in all this.
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Huh, why are you bringing up Kingscholar-senpai’s name?
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Deuce, could you try using your head a bit more?
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Ghn-….
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I’ll explain it in a way even Deuce-kun can understand….

It’s true that the superintendent has been on holiday for three days.

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Then, the substitute skipped his duties….?
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Ya got it~. Deuce-kun, you’re the kinda kid that can do it when he tries, huh?
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I still don’t feel like you’re complimenting me here!

Ah-….. In that case, you mean that the substitute is …

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The leader of Savanaclaw. Leona Kingscholar.
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I know they were making him water the botanical garden as punishment for skipping classes.

But seeing that Leona-san isn’t in the botanical garden at the moment….

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That means he’s skipping his punishment too. Incredible.
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In that case, we should just direct our complaints to Kingscholar-senpai, right?
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Oh, you’re not afraid of Leona then?
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Doesn’t matter who it is, you can get through to them with some muscle.

If you don’t say what you should say because you’re too scared, isn’t that super lame?

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Ha~a. You’re the type that won’t live a long life….
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Rather than obedient, you’re pretty quick-tempered. Challenging someone without first observing their true strength isn’t courage, it’s recklessness.
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Uh…. We-well, you might say so….
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Well, at least it’s better than being an impudent slothful man like Leona.

More importantly, Ruggie. Guide me to where Leona is likely to be right now.

If I don’t go to him directly, I won’t be able to contain my feelings much longer.

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I’ll come too.
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If you feel like tagging along, suit yourself. Now then, where is Leona?
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I didn’t say a word about leading ya, did I? I can already tell it’ll become a real annoyin’ situation.
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That’s self-evident. You reap what you sow.
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Hey, hey now, tis’ not like I know where Leona’s at anyhow’…. Anyway, see ya!
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Hold up, Ruggie! I won’t let you get away!
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Ah- wait!

… Both of them disappeared in the blink of an eye.

The trees and weeds in the botanical gardens do grow at an incredible speed…. Could it be because of magic?

… For now, I guess I’ll water the plants, and go looking for Kingscholar-senpai later.

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But am I really as simple-minded as they were saying?….

I get the feeling Ace is often saying similar stuff too….

It’s true that I just took Schoenheit-senpai’s words at face value and started complimenting the flowers….

Deuce, ya gotta doubt people sometimes!

Ah, first I’m talking to flowers, now I’m talking to myself.

….. Well, I’ll learn my lesson today! …

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