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This story has been fan-translated by Woop. This translation was based off the scripts from the Japanese version of the game. DO NOT REPOST ANY TRANSLATIONS FROM THIS WIKI.

There Is No One In This Entire World As Beautiful As You!

Laboratory
Deuce Deuce	Alright. For the final step, I just have to add some chamomile and….. The potion is done!
*BOMF*
Deuce Deuce	Ah!? I made a mistake again!?
Ace Ace	You still working on that? You know the class is nearly over right?
Deuce Deuce	I-, I know that! But I can’t get it to work no matter how many times I try…..
Ace Ace	Hmm… Did you try adding mustard? Or maybe some butter, some sugar.
Deuce Deuce	You don’t use that kinda stuff for alchemy! Hmph, this time I’ll definitely get it…. Wh- what? I’m out of ingredients!?….
Ace Ace	How can you fail this badly….
Crewel Crewel	Deuce Spade. It’s time to clean up the lab equipment. I’ll be seeing you in supplementary classes after school. After all, it’s my job to discipline no good mutts.
Ace Ace	Oofph, my condolences~.
Deuce Deuce	Mr. Crewel, is that really okay!? I would be delighted!
Ace Ace	Seriously?
Crewel Crewel	Gather the chamomile in the botanical garden, and return to the lab after classes. Understood?
Deuce Deuce	Yes, sir, thank you very much!
Botanical Garden - Temperate Zone
Deuce Deuce	I’ll gather the ingredients during my free period so I don’t wind up late for the supplementary classes later. … Ah. Now I think about it, I wonder how that beanstalk we planted for a class a while back is doing. The superintendent said he’d take care of it for me, so it might be blooming around now. It won’t hurt to take a little peek along the way. Hm, I’m sure it was in a flowerbed around here… Oh, there, there, found it. ….. Huh? I would’ve sworn it was a more vivid green when it was still a sapling, but the color is all dull now. It looks pretty lifeless too….. Could it be he wasn’t looking after it properly?
Vil Vil	Hold on, what is going on here!?
Deuce Deuce	You’re….. Schoenheit-senpai. Is something wrong?
Vil Vil	For crying out loud! Can’t you see all the herbs I planted for use in beauty products have wilted?
Deuce Deuce	Ah….. It seems like I’m not the only one with lifeless plants.
Vil Vil	What’s the point in having a caretaker if they’re not taking care of the plants. Absolute negligence. It might seem improbable now the herbs are in this state but… If I increase the amount of water they get for a while, Remove the dried up and wilted leaves, and move them to one of the planters. Add some fertilizer and then….
Deuce Deuce	Ah…. If I do the same, will my beanstalk seedlings recover as well?
Vil Vil	You shouldn’t rely on others on your first try. Try making some effort yourself first. If you can’t think of anything, why don’t you go and say something nice to it?
Deuce Deuce	So-something nice!? What does that even mean?….
Vil Vil	The arnica… looks like it’s safe for now. As for this geranium…. l might have to mix a different fertilizer for each one….
Deuce Deuce	….. It’s like you’re already talking to someone else. However, saying nice things to a plant?….. Well, I did hear that beautiful music can promote plant growth… something like that, anyway. There might be some truth in what he said. ….. Ahum. Be-bean seedling…. san? Boy, that leaf is so nice…. And your stem looks so solid and healthy. When your flowers start to bloom, you’ll become so beautifu-…. no, I mean, would it be better to say you’ll surpass your current beauty? Uhm….
Ruggie Ruggie	Oh, Deuce-kun. Good timing…
Deuce Deuce	There is no one in this entire world as beautiful as you!
Ruggie Ruggie	Eh, what! What are ya-! ?
Deuce Deuce	Bu- Bucchi-senpai!? It’s, it’s not what you think! Schoenheit-senpai said that the plants would become healthy again if you sing their praises so…!
Ruggie Ruggie	Eh~….. Plants are a pretty strange target for your romantic affections…. I thought you were a total weirdo.
Deuce Deuce	I don’t have that kinda interest!
Ruggie Ruggie	You’re turning bright red. Shishishi.
Vil Vil	You two are way too loud. Some people are trying to work here, so shut up.
Deuce Deuce	Sorry! … I was following his advice, but I still managed to get him mad at me.
Ruggie Ruggie	What a disaster hm, Deuce-kun.

Botanical Garden - Temperate Zone
Vil Vil	I see. So that’s why you two were making so much useless noise. Deuce…. right? Are you an idiot?
Deuce Deuce	Are you implying that telling a plant nice things to make them become healthier was a lie..!
Ruggie Ruggie	Looks like it. And you really believed that. Shishishi.
Deuce Deuce	Hngh-…
Vil Vil	Well, I suppose obedience is also a virtue. But you won’t survive in this world just by being obedient.
Ruggie Ruggie	Heh, at this school, that kinda serious personality is pretty valuable too.
Deuce Deuce	What the…. I don’t feel like I’m being complimented here…!
Vil Vil	Regardless, all the flowerbeds in the Botanical Garden are damaged. What does the superintendent think he’s doing? Judging from the condition of the leaves, they must’ve gone without water for about three days now….
Ruggie Ruggie	Three days….?
Deuce Deuce	Is the superintendent take some holiday leave?
Vil Vil	If that’s the case, there should’ve been a substitute taking care of them instead. There are many valuable herbs and flowers for the study of magical drugs being cultivated in these gardens. To think the person the superintendent left in charge would do such a terrible job at it.
Deuce Deuce	How about we go to the superintendent’s office now? We just got to apply some pressure one time and I’m sure they’ll rethink their ways.
Vil Vil	Indeed. Let’s have a pointed chat with him.
Ruggie Ruggie	Ah~……. This is kinda, starting to look a lil’ bad….
Deuce Deuce	Bucchi-senpai….? Could it be you know something?
Ruggie Ruggie	Know something heh…. Well, I think I got a bit o’ a general idea.
Vil Vil	I see. I get the gist of it now. Leona is involved in all this.
Deuce Deuce	Huh, why are you bringing up Kingscholar-senpai’s name?
Vil Vil	Deuce, could you try using your head a bit more?
Deuce Deuce	Ghn-….
Ruggie Ruggie	I’ll explain it in a way even Deuce-kun can understand…. It’s true that the superintendent has been on holiday for three days.
Deuce Deuce	Then, the substitute skipped his duties….?
Ruggie Ruggie	Ya got it~. Deuce-kun, you’re the kinda kid that can do it when he tries, huh?
Deuce Deuce	I still don’t feel like you’re complimenting me here! Ah-….. In that case, you mean that the substitute is …
Vil Vil	The leader of Savanaclaw. Leona Kingscholar.
Ruggie Ruggie	I know they were making him water the botanical garden as punishment for skipping classes. But seeing that Leona-san isn’t in the botanical garden at the moment….
Vil Vil	That means he’s skipping his punishment too. Incredible.
Deuce Deuce	In that case, we should just direct our complaints to Kingscholar-senpai, right?
Vil Vil	Oh, you’re not afraid of Leona then?
Deuce Deuce	Doesn’t matter who it is, you can get through to them with some muscle. If you don’t say what you should say because you’re too scared, isn’t that super lame?
Ruggie Ruggie	Ha~a. You’re the type that won’t live a long life….
Vil Vil	Rather than obedient, you’re pretty quick-tempered. Challenging someone without first observing their true strength isn’t courage, it’s recklessness.
Deuce Deuce	Uh…. We-well, you might say so….
Vil Vil	Well, at least it’s better than being an impudent slothful man like Leona. More importantly, Ruggie. Guide me to where Leona is likely to be right now. If I don’t go to him directly, I won’t be able to contain my feelings much longer.
Deuce Deuce	I’ll come too.
Vil Vil	If you feel like tagging along, suit yourself. Now then, where is Leona?
Ruggie Ruggie	I didn’t say a word about leading ya, did I? I can already tell it’ll become a real annoyin’ situation.
Vil Vil	That’s self-evident. You reap what you sow.
Ruggie Ruggie	Hey, hey now, tis’ not like I know where Leona’s at anyhow’…. Anyway, see ya!
Vil Vil	Hold up, Ruggie! I won’t let you get away!
Deuce Deuce	Ah- wait! … Both of them disappeared in the blink of an eye. The trees and weeds in the botanical gardens do grow at an incredible speed…. Could it be because of magic? … For now, I guess I’ll water the plants, and go looking for Kingscholar-senpai later.
Deuce Deuce	But am I really as simple-minded as they were saying?…. I get the feeling Ace is often saying similar stuff too…. It’s true that I just took Schoenheit-senpai’s words at face value and started complimenting the flowers…. Deuce, ya gotta doubt people sometimes! Ah, first I’m talking to flowers, now I’m talking to myself. ….. Well, I’ll learn my lesson today! …

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