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This story has been fan-translated by lcuroos. This translation was based off the scripts from the Japanese version of the game. DO NOT REPOST ANY TRANSLATIONS FROM THIS WIKI.

I Really Hate It

Heartslabyul Dorm – Lounge
Deuce Deuce	𝑥 + 5 = 5, 3𝑥 - 3𝑦 = 9 ......umm?
Ace Ace	Problem solving questions from not just Magic, but other subjects at our school too, really are extremely exhausting.
Deuce Deuce	The value of 𝑥 is...... 6𝑦 by...... uhmmmm???
Ace Ace	Well, I know that with magic alone you can't live in modern society.
Deuce Deuce	Agh, that's it, I can't concentrate! Ace, you're annoying! Why don't you try solving the problems?!
Ace Ace	I mean, I've already finished this week's problems. But as for you, are you even progressing?
Deuce Deuce	I........................I've done about 2 questions.
Ace Ace	Haah?! 2 questions? At that pace, 30 pages of questions is impossible to finish this week. This weekend is the Unbirthday party. If you don't submit the homework and go to the party, the Dorm leader will have your head, you know?
Deuce Deuce	I know that... That's why I'm--
Cater Cater	Hey there 1st years~~ Ooh, so you guys are diligently doing homework, such good students~
Ace Ace	Cater-senpai, please teach Deuce maths. It's been 2 hours and he's only done 2 questions, isn't that bad?
Cater Cater	Eeeh? But I'm also not really good at maths~ But then again, I guess it's also a duty of us seniors to help with studies... If someone from our dorm were to get bad marks, Riddle-kun would rage... What is it you don't understand? Tell oniisan~♪
Deuce Deuce	Umm, for the simultaneous equations, why are there 2 formulas lined up?
Cater Cater	Eh? Didn't you learn this in middle school......?
Deuce Deuce	I... feel like I may have learnt it.
Ace Ace	Seriously, if you don't understand that, it really is bad! AHAHAHAHAHA!
Deuce Deuce	..................
Cater Cater	Now now, Ace-chan, you're laughing too much.
Riddle Riddle	What are you all making a fuss about?
Ace Ace	Uh-oh. The demon leader has appeared. Getting stuck with questions this easy, he might go off with your head~
Deuce Deuce	*Gulp*......
Riddle Riddle	Oh? Cater helping to teach kouhais is a rare sight.
Cater Cater	It's math problems, but Deuce-chan is stuck on the simultaneous equations.
Riddle Riddle	What was that? Isn't that the basics of the basics?
Deuce Deuce	U-uhm, I'm sorry! But I'm trying the best I can!-
Riddle Riddle	I see. Please wait a moment.
Deuce Deuce	-That's why, anything but being off with my hea--............eh?
Riddle Riddle	This is for you.
Deuce Deuce	A math exercise book? It's been thoroughly used...
Riddle Riddle	This was mine. It's very easy to understand and it explains how to solve simultaneous equations. Now stop spacing out and sit properly. I shall briefly teach you.
Deuce Deuce	O-OK!
Ace Ace	Hmm~? It's the Dorm leader so I really thought he'd be like "I will be off with your head!"
Cater Cater	Riddle-kun is very strict about the Queen of Hearts' laws but, he won't get angry at just anything you know? He's even taught me super politely before~♪
Ace Ace	Wow. That's surprising.
(small time skip)
Deuce Deuce	I-I've done it... I solved it! The answer is, the value of 𝑥 is 4!
Riddle Riddle	Correct. Remembering the way to solve it is easy now right?
Deuce Deuce	Thank you very much! It's all thanks to your way of teaching me, it was very easy to understand!
Riddle Riddle	I'll give you that exercise book. It's the basics so it'd be best to study it well. If you ever exceed the deadline for an assignment or get red marks in a test...
Deuce Deuce	I understand! It will be off with my head!
Riddle Riddle	............
Cater Cater	Deuce-chan. You're supposed to say "I will try my best so it won't be off with my head."
Deuce Deuce	Ah! I will try my best!
Riddle Riddle	Make sure you have completed the work by this weekend's Unbirthday party! That is all from me.
(Riddle leaves)
Deuce Deuce	Dorm leader Rosehearts is scary but... he's an amazing person. He's in the top class for his studies and even magic. Above all else he's a role model student who protects the rules.
Ace Ace	Although getting out of hand is one of his flaws.
Cater Cater	Ace-chan, read the atmosphere~
Deuce Deuce	(Dorm leader Rosehearts must have always been studying, meanwhile I skipped school and was messing around.) From now on I will also study a lot...... And one day, I'll show you all that I'll become a role model student just like the Dorm leader!

Heartslabyul Dorm – Rose Maze
Deuce Deuce	Question one, when 4𝑥 + 4𝑦 = 20, 2𝑥 - 2𝑦 = 2, the value of 𝑥 is...... If I've remembered correctly, double 2𝑥 and 2𝑦 and align 𝑥 and 𝑦...
Ace Ace	Until we finish painting the roses, could you stop studying that exercise book that the dorm leader gave you. Because you're looking away, you even painted the leaves red! Today is the Unbirthday Party! We still have to prepare for the croquet tournament and the tea party too you know?
Deuce Deuce	Uwah, my bad. Since I've started understanding the work it's become fun and...
Ace Ace	I mean that's first year middle school level.
Deuce Deuce	Even so, to me it's one big step closer to becoming a role model student!
???	School's top role model student my ass!
Ace & Deuce	!?
Deuce Deuce	The voice is coming from behind the rose tree.
Ace Ace	It seems like they don't know we're here.
Heartslabyul Student A	That Rosehearts, he's always been makin' us suffer from rules we didn't even know of... After all that, saying "let's get along" ......he's asking for too much.
Heartslabyul Student B	That guy, easily getting angry isn't a good quality of a leader.
Heartslabyul Student C	Right?! Compared to the other dorm leaders, he's really just some accessory.
Deuce Deuce	!!!! Dorm leader Rosehearts isn't some kind of accessory!! —— in my opinion!
Heartslabyul Students	!?
Ace Ace	H-hey, what are you......!?
Heartslabyul Student A	What the hell, it's just some first years. Don't go scarin' us like that.
Deuce Deuce	The team leader-- *Ahem*! If you have a complaint about the dorm leader's way of doing things, you should just challenge him fair and square. Always hiding and complaining behind their back, it's low! ...In my opinion.
Heartslabyul Student A	Hah? What do you think you're doing, appearin' out of nowhere?
Heartslabyul Student B	As seniors we ought to teach these cheeky juniors how to talk.
Ace Ace	A-ah, Mr. Vargas! This is rare, coming to our dorm...
Heartslabyul Student C	Did he say Vargas? Tch... You first years are lucky this time. Let's go.
(Heartslabyul students leave)
Ace Ace	Jeez... Picking a fight with seniors isn't something you should do suddenly. You scared me.
Deuce Deuce	Hm? Where's Mr. Vargas? Is he not here?
Ace Ace	Idiot. That was obviously a lie. You seriously have to stop sticking your head into other people's business.
Deuce Deuce	I really hate guys like that, always complaining but doing nothing about it.
Ace Ace	Be it inside our dorm or outside, there's no way the dorm leader wouldn't have enemies with that kind of personality of his.
Deuce Deuce	That...... that's true, it might be so. But.........
Riddle Riddle	You two there!!
Ace & Deuce	Y-YES! DORM LEADER!!
Riddle Riddle	Would the two of you have happened to have seen a hedgehog somewhere around here?
Deuce Deuce	We haven't but... what happened?
Riddle Riddle	None of the hedgehogs were in their cage and have gone missing.
Ace Ace	Eh!?
Riddle Riddle	The person in charge may have forgotten to lock the cage...... But as soon as I find the person responsible, it will be off with their head!!
Ace Ace	D-Dorm leader! Isn't it more important to look for the missing hedgehogs now instead?
Riddle Riddle	Ah, aaah...... that's right. Hedgehogs are very cautious. If they dig a hole to hide it will be very difficult to find it. ......W-what should I do if I don't end up finding them?...............
Deuce Deuce	I-It will be OK! You'll be sure to... No, we'll be sure to find it!
Ace Ace	Not much time has passed since it went missing right?
Deuce Deuce	I'll go search the croquet ground!
Ace Ace	I'll go look at the back part of the dorm.
Riddle Riddle	Thank you, you two.
Heartslabyul Dorm
Deuce Deuce	Now where would a hedgehog hide around here...
???	*Tweet! Tweeet!*
Deuce Deuce	!? That sound just now... Ah!? That shadow that looks like a big bird flying in the sky is...... The seven colored flamingos that the croquet club uses!?
Flamingos	*Tweeet!*
(flamingos fly away)
Deuce Deuce	It's not just the hedgehogs, but the flamingos were let out of their cage too? Crap, they're heading towards the mirror that transports to school! I don't have time to think now. For now I'll have to chase after the flamingos. Otherwise, at this rate the Unbirthday party might get cancelled!

Courtyard
Rook Rook	Ooh... What is this? Red, blue, and yellow... multi colored flamingos are resting their wings in the school's garden. It really is beautiful!
Flamingos	*Tweet! Tweeet!*
Rook Rook	I see. You've come for my lunch, a shrimp sandwich. I will be happy to treat you.
Flamingos	*Tweet!*
Deuce Deuce	Hah, haaah... They're here! I've finally found you rainbow flamingos!
Rook Rook	Oh? You're Heartslabyul's... What's happened to have caused you to be so sweaty?
Deuce Deuce	Those guys there ran away from our dorm!
Rook Rook	Ah! So they're the flamingos raised for Heartslabyul's traditions.
Deuce Deuce	Thank you for stopping them! Today's Unbirthday party could have been cancelled.
Rook Rook	Unbirthday party?
Deuce Deuce	It's a traditional thing that Dorm Leader Rosehearts values.
Rook Rook	Oh, I see. It's very like Roi des Roses... Flamingos have a habit of doing things together with the flock. If you're able to guide them well enough with your flying techniques, they should follow obediently.
Deuce Deuce	Agh. I'm not really skilled at flying but... in this case, I'll just have to do it. If the party gets cancelled, the dorm leader will lose face.
Rook Rook	*Clap clap clap* Yes good, very wonderful! Marvelous!
Deuce Deuce	Eh?
Rook Rook	Your loyalty to your Roi des Roses has become an arrow and has pierced my heart!
Deuce Deuce	Loya... Roiar...... H-huh?
Rook Rook	You don't hesitate in protecting the dignity of your lord. Such devoted dedication! What is it called, if it is not beauty itself! Honour beauty, preserve beauty. That is my life theme. Therefore, I shall lend you a hand. Monsieur Spade!
Deuce Deuce	I-I don't really understand but... You're saying you'll help me, right? Thank you very much!
Rook Rook	Now then, let's fly together with the rainbow birds to the rose garden!
Deuce Deuce	Alright! Start your engines, we're goin' guys!
Flamingos	*Tweeet! Tweeet!*
Deuce Deuce	Get into formation, we're leaving for Heartslabyul!
Heartslabyul Dorm
Deuce Deuce	13, 14, 15 birds—alright. All the flamingos have been returned to their cages. Hunt-senpai, thank you for lending me a hand!
Rook Rook	It was my pleasure, Deuce-kun. Roi des Roses seems to have a fine vassal. I hope the croquet tournament is enjoyable. Adieu!
(Rook leaves)
Deuce Deuce	......ah! Thanks!
Heartslabyul Student A	Hmm? All the flamingos returned.
Heartslabyul Student B	Whaat, well that sucks.
Heartslabyul Student C	If the flamingos and hedgehogs weren't here, the party would've been cancelled... I even thought I saw Rosehearts on the verge of tears.
Deuce Deuce	!! Don't tell me...... The people responsible for opening the cages, are actually you seniors!?
Heartslabyul Student C	Tch, what the hell, it's you again......
Heartslabyul Student A	Heh. You don't even have any proof that we did it. It's useless to report us!
Deuce Deuce	...To have the nerve to involve animals who've done nothing if you're just messing around. There are things you can and can't do...!
Hearstslabyul Student A	Oi, watch how you speak to us first year!
Heartslabyul Student C	A follower of Rosehearts has appeared! Oi, let's show him a lil' bit of pain.
Heartslabyul Student B	Grit your teeth, hah!
*BASH!*
Heartslabyul Student B	What the!? He stopped my fist!?
Deuce Deuce	Haargh!!
Heartslabyul Student A	What!? A solid arm lock!?
Heartslabyul Student B	Damn it, I can't move my arm...!
Deuce Deuce	I follow the team leader's... I mean, dorm leader's rules. I don't want to fight in our dorm. That's why... Give up while you still have the chance! And then, swear not to do something like this again!
Heartslabyul Student B	Aaaaaa ouch, my shoulder is going to dislocate...! W-we understand! We won't do it again!
Deuce Deuce	Good. Don't you dare forget your word!
Heartslabyul Student C	W-what's with that guy... Scary...
Heartslabyul Student B	L...Let's run!
(Heartslabyul students run away)
Deuce Deuce	...Just now, I wasn't much of a role model student huh? B-But, I managed to endure their kicking and punching. That's still progress for me!
Cater Cater	Deuce-chan!
Deuce Deuce	Yes?!
Cater Cater	The Unbirthday party is going to start soon. Ace-chan said he found the hedgehogs and they're safe and sound. Is the preparation for the flamingos OK?
Deuce Deuce	--Yes! Of course!
Heartslabyul Dorm – Tea Garden
Ace Ace	Eh!? The people responsible for opening the cages, were the seniors who were complaining about the dorm leader? Thank God~ It wasn't my fault...
Deuce Deuce	Huh?
Ace Ace	Ah no, it's nothing.
Deuce Deuce	If the cage wasn't closed properly... *Ahem*! Just in case, let's report this to Clover-senpai and the others.
Ace Ace	Yeah, we got involved in another troublesome situation so we probably should.
Heartslabyul Dorm – Trey's Room
*Knock knock*
Deuce Deuce	Clover-senpai, excuse us... Huh, he's not here.
Ace Ace	He told us to come talk to them in his room but maybe they haven't finished packing up yet?
Deuce Deuce	Why don't we wait inside?
Ace Ace	If we do that we won't be able to miss each other. Besides, I'm exhausted. Let's rest a bit~~
Deuce Deuce	Aaah. It's been a long day...... I'm glad the party turned out fine.
Ace Ace	The dorm leader didn't look like he was about to be off with someone's head either.
Deuce Deuce	......Haa, since I'm relieved now I'm... sleepy......
Ace Ace	......Me too~ ...... *yawwwn*......
(small time skip to room door opening)
Trey Trey	Sorry, did you guys wait long?..... Oh.
Cater Cater	Oh my. The two of them are fast asleep. Hahaha, such goofy faces.
Trey Trey	They must be tired from the party. It seemed like they had something they wanted to talk about but... guess we'll let them sleep now.
Cater Cater	I guess so. Good night, first years~♪

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