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This story has been fan-translated by twstarchives. This translation was based off the scripts from the Japanese version of the game. DO NOT REPOST ANY TRANSLATIONS FROM THIS WIKI.

Pomefiore Dorm - Lounge
Pomefiore Student A	Alright! Before we start our welcome party, why don’t we introduce ourselves to the other Pomefiore freshmen?
Pomefiore Student B	Okay, I’ll start. How are you, everyone? As members of the same dorm, I hope we’ll all get to know each other this upcoming school year.
Pomefiore Student A	Excuse me for asking, but… are you by chance from the Queendom of Roses? You have the fragrance of a blooming flower.
Pomefiore Student B	Pomefiore students are just as observant as you’d expect! I’m amazed you could tell through my special parfum.
Pomefiore Student A	Are you from Shaftlands? That finely-crafted jewelry glittering on your fingers surely must be the work of a reputable jeweler…
Epel Epel	…Oh no…
Pomefiore Student A	And what’s your name?
Epel Epel	Huh!? M… M-Me? Uh… um… I… I’m… ……
Pomefiore Student B	Poor thing… He looks so frightened. Like a kitten all alone in the rain.
Pomefiore Student A	Oh, there’s no need to feel so nervous! Forgive me for being so rude; I shouldn’t have asked your name all of a sudden!
Epel Epel	No, um… I… I’m Epel Felmier…
Pomefiore Student A	Epel! It has a ring to it like a little bird’s song, fitting for a lovely figure like you.
Pomefiore Student B	That sorrowful face, tinged with gloom… What fragile beauty. Surely you must be the son of a noble family.
Epel Epel	No, I’m nothing like that…
Pomefiore Student B	All of you are perfect matches for Pomefiore, where elegant students gather. I have a feeling we’re all going to get along well!
Chattering…
Pomefiore Student A	Just look at the Pomefiore lounge! So many luxurious furnishings… Not even my home has this much.
Pomefiore Student B	And the carpet is so finely woven and full of luster. What brand is it? Epel, do you know?
Epel Epel	I dunno…
Pomefiore Student B	Then, what are your favorite brands?
Epel Epel	Huh? Brands!? Um, I… don’t really have any, I think?
Pomefiore Student B	So you’re not too picky about brands; I like that! I’m positive you’ll find an artisan to offer your patronage to!
Epel Epel	Hahaha, haha… …Hah.
Pomefiore Student A	Oh? Epel, where are you going?
Epel Epel	Um… I was starting to not feel too well… So I was going outside to get some air…
Pomefiore Student B	Epel is very delicate. And there are so many people here. Of course he must feel fatigued.
Pomefiore Student A	With that slender physique and porcelain skin… It’s no wonder. I hope this isn’t too serious.
Pomefiore Dorm
Epel Epel	…Hahhh… I really… I really wanted to get into the wild and brave Savanaclaw instead!! I can’t believe I got sorted into Pomefiore, led by a dorm leader who says things like that… This is the complete opposite of the school life I dreamed about! …I have to study harder, improve my magic, and get even stronger. And then, someday—!!
??? ???	Oh? I thought I saw a lovely papillon perched over here… That hair and eye color—you must be the rumored freshman Vil was talking about. Epel, was it?
Epel Epel	‘Papillon’…? Er, did you say ‘rumored freshman’?
Rook Rook	Bonsoir, Epel. I’m Rook Hunt, a third-year. Or feel free to call me “Le chasseur d’amour” if you wish.
Epel Epel	Le cha… what?
Rook Rook	Yes, yes, I see now that could have potential, just like an apple that’s begun to turn red. May I call you Monsieur Cherry Apple?
Epel Epel	Cherry Apple!? Get outta here! If anything, please pick a bigger, bulkier kind of apple! I’m really picky when it comes apples…
Rook Rook	Anyway, Monsieur Cherry Apple! Now that the entrance ceremony is over, how do you like Pomefiore? It’s very beautiful, isn’t it?
Epel Epel	Huh? …Yeah… It’s so fancy and sparkly… But the guys here are nothin’ but a bunch of real prim ‘n proper show-offs. Not that beautiful if you ask me. I don’t think it really suits me, though. Having Pomefiore assigned to me must’ve been some kind of mistake.
Rook Rook	Non, non, don’t say such dismal words. You carry a soul that’s perfect for Pomefiore. I would know.
Epel Epel	I really don’t think I do.
Rook Rook	Why don’t we go back to where everyone else is? You mustn’t let your small shoulders fall to the devil that is a cold.
Epel Epel	No… I think I’ll stay here for a few more minutes.
Rook Rook	Are you bad at socializing? No need to worry. I’ll accompany you!
Epel Epel	This guy is not on the same page as me at all…!
Rook Rook	Now, let’s go, Monsieur Cherry Apple.
Epel Epel	I told you to stop calling me tha—… Rook, are you listening to me?
Rook Rook	Ohh~! Our beloved, beautiful Pomefiore~♪
Epel Epel	S-Stop dragging me; you’re going to pull off my arm…! Rook! Rook! Let go—man, you’re really strong! What even is this grip you’ve got…!

Pomefiore Dorm - Lounge
Pomefiore Student A	Oh, Epel came back. We were too worried about you to even think about starting the first-years’ welcome party.
Pomefiore Student B	Are you feeling alright now? The cold air outside must’ve been hard on you. Come, get yourself warmed up.
Epel Epel	Th-Thank you…
Rook Rook	All of you Pomefiore students have only just met, and yet you’re so considerate towards each other… This sight is truly très bien!
Pomefiore Student A	You’re… Vice Dorm Leader Rook Hunt! It’s an honor to speak with you.
Epel Epel	Whaaat!? Vice dorm leader!? This weirdo—er, unique person is the vice!?
Rook Rook	Oh? Epel, you weren’t listening to my introduction at the entrance ceremony? How naughty.
Epel Epel	So not just the dorm leader, but the vice is this weird too… This is the worst.
Rook Rook	Now, beautiful Pomefiore flower buds, let’s all take our seats and feast! The dorm leader should be coming soon, too. Remember to mind your manners and enjoy yourselves.
Pomefiore Student B	All the food looks so delicious. And the way the table’s been set up is gorgeous!
Pomefiore Student A	We’re having a full-course dinner? How very formal. It’s perfect for us Pomefiore.
Epel Epel	Good manners… Formalities… Even dinnertime, that’s just what it looks like. Hm? What’s that? There’s a big bowl with water in it. It’s a weirdly-shaped glass, but I guess it fits for a Pomefiore dinner.
Gulp gulp.
Pomefiore Student A	What!?
Pomefiore Student B	He drank… all the water from the finger bowl… which is for cleaning your hands…
Murmuring…
Epel Epel	It doesn’t taste like anything… Huh, what happened!? Everyone’s looking at me really shocked… D-Did I do something bad… maybe…!?
Rook Rook	Monsieur Cherry Apple…
Epel Epel	Y-Yes…?
Rook Rook	…Ahaha! Drinking the water for cleaning your hands—what a fun, tasteful joke!
Epel Epel	What!? That wasn’t just a fancy cup…!?
Pomefiore Student A	I see. You were lightening up the mood. Thank you!
Epel Epel	Y-Yes. Well… Hahahaha…
Rook Rook	…Hey, do you see now why you need good etiquette?
Epel Epel	Ahh… It’s true I almost got seriously humiliated there…
Rook Rook	I don’t want to see you looking so anxious anymore. I’ll give you a lecture on table etiquette! First, take off that napkin from around your neck. Wearing it like a scarf might be cute, but the norm is to rest it on your lap.
Epel Epel	A-Alright. …Okay, I’ll have some soup now.
Slurp. Sluuuurp. Slurp slurp!
Rook Rook	Non! Were you trying to be an elephant slurping up water? You can’t make a single sound!
Rook Rook	And you must use your forks and knives in the order they’re placed, from the outside first. Now, try acting in accordance to my instructions.
Epel Epel	From the outside first, knife with your right hand, fork with your left… Hah… Couldn’t I have done this all with a spoon?
??? ???	Fresh potatoes!
Pomefiore Student B	Whoa, it’s so bright. What is this dazzling radiance…!
Epel Epel	That’s…!
Vil Vil	How is this welcome party I directed going? You’re all enjoying yourselves with sophistication, reason, and elegance, aren’t you?
Epel Epel	Vil Schoenheit…!
Vil Vil	That’s Dorm Leader Vil to you, isn’t it? Epel Felmier.
Epel Epel	...!
Vil Vil	How is everything going with this muddy baby potato, Rook?
Rook Rook	Are you referring to Epel? He’s trying his best. I was just in the middle of giving him a lecture on mealtime etiquette.
Vil Vil	I see. …But his manners aside, we have another issue right now.
Epel Epel	Huh? Why are you coming up to me with that scary look on your face…?
Vil Vil	Your posture is just terrible!
Slap!
Epel Epel	OW!
Vil Vil	All I did was give your back a push. You’re quite dramatic. You don’t have a single sliver of grace in you. Epel, what is your favorite food?
Epel Epel	Favorite food? BBQ meat. …Agh!
Vil Vil	…I thought I heard an answer that was awfully unbefitting of this place. But surely I must’ve misheard? I’ll ask again. As a student of Pomefiore, founded on the heavy efforts of the Fairest Queen, what is your favorite food?
Epel Epel	It’s…. …It’s… macarons… Kgh!
Vil Vil	Very good. Now, please adjust your posture as if you’re about to eat those macarons you love so much.
Epel Epel	Why are you grabbing my head…! Agh, your grip’s real strong! You’re gonna crush my head like an apple! Yow! YOW!!
Vil Vil	“Gonna crush”? Shouldn’t that be “going to crush?” Furthermore… a person is shaped by the words they use. You will repeat everything from the beginning, this time using words I understand, won’t you?
Epel Epel	You’re going to crush my head! It hurts!
Rook Rook	You’re very receptive, Epel.
Vil Vil	Don’t lower your head while you’re eating. You aren’t bringing your mouth to the food, you’re bringing your food to your mouth. And your face is much too slack. I’ll take ahold of your chin and secure it in place for you.
Epel Epel	I cnfnhg lhgjhs. (I can’t eat like this.)
Vil Vil	Keep your mouth shut while you’re eating.
Epel Epel	Mphfgh… (I came all this way to Night Raven College so I could become a strong, really cool mage, but…) (All the people in the dorm I was assigned to are so annoying about appearances and customs…) (This is the total opposite of the manliness I’d been dreaming about before I enrolled here!) Whrs gnhung hpen fmnnon? (What’s gonna happen from now on…?)

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