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"Does That Kinda Person Even Exist!?"

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Beside Mister S's Mystery Shop
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So the four of us are the only ones left to head to the dining room and save Idia, huh…
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All the ones before us failed to rescue him. A whole bunch of good for nothings.
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Hah… Why do I have to join in on such a troublesome mission….

Idia-senpai ain’t very popular is he.

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Every man has his forte, their own place to shine.

It’s just that the Roi de ta Chambre is better at pursuing his own passions than building up intimate relations with many people.

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In other words, he’s a shut-in.
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Oui! Exactly.
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My big bro’s attitude towards life is just fine, so let’s concentrate on our strategy for now!

You all need to start thinking about a suitable way to win over the bride.

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Right… the part about the bride wanting an “Ideal Prince”.
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I’d say Epel is a pretty good candidate you know.
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Wha!?
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Leaving height aside for a sec here, he does give off a pretty typical prince-like vibe, right? Add in these clothes and it’s perf.

If you just put on some thick-soled souls, hide your height, you might even get an OK from the bride, don’t ya think?

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No way…
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On the other hand, I’d say our biggest problem here is you, Ace. Your language is rough, which is pretty far from prince-like.
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Eh~, but Leona-senpai is the same though.
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And that’s why he got turned down.

Even if it’s just a facade, you should at least try acting like a prince.

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Ye~es, got it dorm prez.
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Well then, I suppose it’s about time we all start preparing our proposal for the princess. Let’s split up for the time being.
Yes!
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… Hmm, the “ideal prince”.

Well, a proposal is supposed to look cool, right?

Like something from a movie or a book. Kneeling down in front of the princess, presenting a rose to her while saying something like “Marry Me?”… something like that.

No, no, naw! That’s the kind cringy dialogue I reckon Rook-san would say! Way too embarrassin’!

Hah… Being the ideal prince is difficult.

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???
???
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Do you have a moment?
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Huh?

You’re Silver-san… right? You acted in Vil-san’s movie.

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Ah, that’s right. You’re from Pomefiore just like Vil-senpai…
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Epel.
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Ah right, Epel.

Sorry bout calling out to you so suddenly. I’m looking for Malleus-sama, have you seen him?

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I haven’t seen him…. Is everything alright?
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It appears that the moment I took my eyes off him, he left the dorm, I haven’t seen him since.

It’s Malleus-sama we’re talking about here, so it’s nothing too pressing, but I’m looking for him just in case.

That aside, you’ve got a very serious expression going on there, are you okay?

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Uhm…. To be honest, I have to become an ideal prince….
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Ah, thinking of a strategy? I heard you guys were planning on rescuing Idia-senpai and the others.
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Yeah…
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Hm, a prince, huh…. Well, the closest example for me would be Malleus-sama, but…
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It seems like the bride cares more about the “image” of an ideal prince than blood lines or family names.
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Hmm…. So I heard. Difficult, huh.

That said, my old man used to tell me about the “Necessary Conditions for an Ideal Prince” when I was younger.

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What are they!? Please let me know!
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Something like … “If the princess starts to sing, quickly rush in to harmonize with her”.
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What!?[1] Even in a place like karaoke I’d be pissed if someone suddenly cut in to start a duet… I mean, I’d feel annoyed… maybe.
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There’s more… “They have to have beautiful teeth that are white enough to reflect sunlight.”
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Does that kinda person even exist!?
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No clue. I thought it was kinda odd when I heard it too… Eh, I guess there might be some difference depending on era and location.
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You brushed that off real easy…

(… After hearing Silver-san talk, I feel a little more at ease)

(In the end, of course, I’d be nothing like a prince)

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… Ah, I just remembered another one. Something that is extremely important for the “ideal prince” to have.
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Huh…?
  1. Sentences marked are spoken in a countryside-dialect. I didn’t always know a good folksy English equivalent so just imagine a heavier accent in those places. During the ghost confrontation he drops the facade entirely and just goes for it. I support Epel going feral 100%.

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I forgot an important condition. It seems like a prince is always supposed to appear on a white horse.
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A horse… There was a ranch near my family’s house, so I’ve got some experience riding for fun but…

Does it have to be a white horse?

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Absolutely, it has to be white. Don’t know why though.
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Is that so…

Ah! You’re part of the equestrian club, right? Is there a white horse in the school’s stables?

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There is one but…
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Really? Please show me! If I got a white horse, even I might become a bit more prince-like!
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… Got it. Follow me.
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Woah, there are so many good-looking horses!
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The white horse… look there, in the corner of the riding grounds. She tends to stay away from the herd.
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Incredible! Such a shining mane, and a straight back, she looks so fast!

Can I ride her now?

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No, it’d be better if you gave up.
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Wha-, why?…. Is it because I’m too short for your liking and I’d look out of proportion with the horse?
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No, not that. The horse is new to our school and has a violent temperament. No one has managed to ride her except for me.

Her forelegs pack quite a powerful kick too. Even the advisor struggles to approach her, let alone the other equestrian club members.

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I see… Huh?

Their ears are lying flat, and her teeth are bared. Could it be that this girl doesn’t have a bad temper but…

… Let’s do this.

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Oi, don’t approach her! You’ll get hurt!
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It’s fine…. Maybe.
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No! If you approach from the front like that–
Horse *neighing sound*!
*kabuff*
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It’s okay…. It’s okay so….
Horse BURURU-!
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It’s… it’s … calm down… I’m on your side.
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The horse listened to him..?

That was a close one… It’d have been dangerous if she tried kicking properly

Why did you do such a dangerous thing?

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Well..

I thought this girl was just scared.

I’m sure she’s just aggressive because she’s anxious about being dropped in a new environment.

With that kinda horse, you just have to show them you’re not an enemy without trying to force them into obeying…

The neighboring ranch used to have a reluctant horse too. So when everybody else was at a loss what to do, that’s what poppop told me.

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Is that so…
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Silver-san, would it be okay if I borrow this girl?

If I ride a white horse, I may just be able to make the bride look my way!

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Ah, sure then, just keep being careful.
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Will do!

Well then… may I get on?

Horse Burururu!
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Thank you. You’re pretty kind after all.

Hop…

Well then, please excuse me! … Giddy up!

*GALLOPING SOUNDS*
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I should say thanks.

Rather than controlling them by force, we should face them head-on and gently reassure the horse, huh.

The way Epel is riding that white horse now looks quite a bit like the “ideal prince” to me.

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Ghost A Kgh-…. This guy….

For someone so cute he sure is persistent!

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Enough of the cute already!
Ghost A uWAhh-!?
Ghost B We can do it… Everybody surround him and attack together!

ORAA!!

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Kgh-! It hurts… but…

That kinda crap ain’t stopping me-!

Ghost A Gya–!?
Ghost B Th- this guy… He doesn’t show a shred of mercy in his attacks!
Ghost A Despite his fragile appearance he’s super ferocious!
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… Hehe.
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In the end, I’m nuffing like no dumbass prince!

Dontcha look down on me just cuz I’m small!

UOOOOOAHHH!!!!

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Event Stories Happy Beans Day ~Seize the Golden Harp!~Fairy Gala ~Festival of the Spring-Calling Fairies~Ghost Marriage ~Proposal of Destiny~Wish Upon a Star ~Dance and Wishes~ ✦ Scary Monsters! ~Screaming Halloween Show~ ・ Episode 1Episode 2Episode 3Episode 4Episode 5New Year StoryNRC Master Chef ~Bliss of Meat~1st Anniversary StoryVargas CAMP! ~Spring Happening~Happy Beans Day ~The Harp-less Brawl~NRC Master Chef ~Nostalgic Home of Spice~Scalding Sands' Al'ab NariyaNRC Master Chef ~Beans and Life~ ✦ Scary Monsters! ~Endless Halloween Night~ ・ Episode 1Episode 2Episode 3Episode 4Episode 5Sam's New Year Sale 2022NRC Master Chef ~The Lure of Fish~Harveston’s Kelkkarotu
Rhythmics ✦ Main StoryPrologueEpisode 1Episode 2Episode 3Episode 4Episode 5Event Rhythmics
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