Episode 1-28

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Episode 1-28: Heartslabyul Finale!
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Heartslabyul Dorm – Tea Garden
Several Days Later
Heartslabyul Resident A Make way for our great leader! The Crimson Ruler! Dorm Leader Riddle!
Heartslabyul Residents Dorm Head Riddle! Hip hip hooray!
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Riddle
Riddle
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The roses are red, and the tablecloths are white. A perfect Unbirthday Party. Very good.

You made sure the dormouse is...ah. Actually, it really doesn't matter.

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Trey
Trey
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You don't have to change everything right away.

Instead of putting jam on the mouse's nose, try putting it on a scone.

Change your thinking from, "This absolutely must be here," to, "It would be nice to have it." Sound good?

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Riddle
Riddle
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Yeah, you’re right.
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Ace
Ace
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Uughh. In the end, we had to handle getting the garden cleaned up and all the prep work.
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Deuce
Deuce
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Come on, now. Dorm Leader making a full recovery is the most important thing.
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Cater
Cater
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The garden is looking really photogenic, so I'm super satisfied.
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Grim
Grim
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Yeah! I'm ready to eat all this food!
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Cater
Cater
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Okay! In that case, let's…
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Riddle
Riddle
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Just a moment!
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Cater
Cater
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What?
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Riddle
Riddle
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Those white roses…
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Ace
Ace
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Oh, crap! Did we miss some?!
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Cater
Cater
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Ahhhh, Acey, Deucey, didn't I tell you to make sure you got them all?!
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Deuce
Deuce
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This is our fault!?
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Trey
Trey
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Ri-Riddle, this…
Choice 1: Please avert your eyes! Choice 2: Are we doing this again...!?
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Riddle
Riddle
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...Kidding. I'm not going to punish you for one or two roses.
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Cater
Cater
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R-Really!? You're being so lenient!
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Riddle
Riddle
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It'll go faster if we work together.
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Ace
Ace
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You still want them painted!?
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Trey
Trey
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Don't worry about it. But really...yeah. You have changed, Riddle.
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Grim
Grim
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I can't wait another second! Let's get this painting stuff over with and party!
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Riddle
Riddle
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Then everyone, are you ready?
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Let’s Paint the Roses Everyone!
#1
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Trey
Trey
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When was the last time you painted the roses, Riddle?
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Riddle
Riddle
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Not sure. I've left it to the other residents since becoming Dorm Leader...
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Cater
Cater
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It's fun every once in a while. Though this time, we've got our troublesome little first years onboard, too.
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Ace
Ace
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Are you talking smack about us?
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Grim
Grim
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I've been painting roses for days, so I'm definitely better at this than Riddle!
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Riddle
Riddle
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Hehehe. In that case, show me what you're made of.
#2
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Riddle
Riddle
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You're slacking! It needs to be a deeper red! Leave no white uncolored!
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Deuce
Deuce
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Y-Yes!
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Ace
Ace
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He's as strict as ever! I thought he'd eased up a bit!
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Cater
Cater
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This is just the kind of character he is.
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Riddle
Riddle
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If you’re going to do it, then you should do it perfectly.

I won’t hold back if it means having a good party. ...Hehe.

#3
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Riddle
Riddle
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Okay, that does it.
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Ace
Ace
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Amazing, he finished it in the blink of an eye!
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Deuce
Deuce
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Dorm Leader sure is amazing... They're all already red.
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Cater
Cater
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Riddle is really good at practical use of magic~
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Trey
Trey
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Nice work, Riddle.
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Riddle
Riddle
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This takes care of the preparations. Let the Unbirthday Party begin!
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Heartslabyul Dorm – Tea Garden
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Ace
Ace
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How did your apology tart come along?
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Riddle
Riddle
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I-I baked it, don't worry. This. I made this strawberry tart.
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Trey
Trey
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It looks good. The shape needs a little work, but you've spent the time glazing the strawberries to give them a nice shine.

This is great work for your first time.

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Ace
Ace
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Aaaand there's Trey straight into doting on him. Let's give them some space and get to the taste testing ourselves.
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Cater
Cater
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I wanna take a pic of this ultra rare tart, so hold off on cutting it! ...Okay!
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Ace
Ace
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He never changes either... Let's dig in. ...Nom!
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Grim
Grim
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...Nom!
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Deuce
Deuce
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...Hngh!?
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Trey & Cater
Trey & Cater
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This tart is...
All SALTY!!!!
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Riddle
Riddle
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What!?
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Ace
Ace
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The hell is this?! What do you even do to make it this salty?! Did you grab the ocean and just shove it in or something?!
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Riddle
Riddle
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I carefully measured all the ingredients, and I made it all according to the rules. There shouldn't be anything wron-... Ah!

Is it perhaps because I added oyster sauce?

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Deuce
Deuce
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Cough... Are you referring to that Walrus oyster sauce that Trey used as a joke?
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Riddle
Riddle
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Trey used to say that all good tarts have it even if it's not in the recipe

as a secret ingredient...

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Ace
Ace
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Blegh, there's no way! Use your brain a little and you'll realize it was a joke!
Choice 1: To be fair, you fell for it, too. Choice 2: I'm not ready for the new age of strawberries plus oyster sauce.
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Cater
Cater
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But this goes beyond secret ingredient levels. How much did you add?
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Riddle
Riddle
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I-I mean, if you just say "a suitable amount" without giving me precise measurements, what am I supposed to do?
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Trey
Trey
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...Pfft, ahaha! I never thought there would be someone who took that joke seriously... Ahahaha!
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Riddle
Riddle
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...Aha, ahaha, so true. What an idiot I am. Ahahaha!
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Deuce
Deuce
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Haha, it's so bad it makes you laugh.
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Ace
Ace
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Honestly, laughing it off is all we can really do now. Haha.
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Grim
Grim
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But, now I think it's good in its own way.
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Cater
Cater
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Oh, I totally get you. It's not as bad as you think.
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Deuce
Deuce
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Cater, your palette is just as crazy as Grim's!
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Cater
Cater
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Nah, I'm not as bad as him.
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Trey
Trey
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This tart isn't so bad because it isn't sweet…right?
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Cater
Cater
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Huh?
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Trey
Trey
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Cater, you hate sweets.
Choice 1: But didn't you come to try the mont blanc? Choice 2: Is that true?
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Cater
Cater
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Wh—I… Huh? Trey, how do you know that?

I've never told anyone about my aversion to sweets.

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Trey
Trey
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You pretty often have me change the flavor of any cakes you eat by using my Doodle Suit as a topic of conversation, right?

You never show it, but I'd had a feeling for a while that you didn't like sweets.

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Cater
Cater
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Ah… So I'd been found out, huh? This is so embarrassing… I'd been thinking this with the whole incident with Riddle,

but your habit of not saying what you're thinking really isn't great.

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Trey
Trey
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I'll cook up some quiche for the next Unbirthday Party.
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Cater
Cater
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How kind of you. …Make it as photogenic as your usual cakes, okay?
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Chenya
Chenya
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Humm hmm hmm. Trey's sweets are always purr-fect. Nom, munch munch.
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Riddle
Riddle
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Chenya! What're you doing here!?
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Chenya
Chenya
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Hnh? I came to celebrate the Unbirthday Party. Congrats, Riddle.
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Riddle
Riddle
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The Unbirthday Party is a Heartslabyul tradition. You don't have anything to do with it.
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Chenya
Chenya
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Neither do those guys, right?
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Grim
Grim
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Ah, you! You're the guy from before with the cat puns!

Oh yeah, you never did tell us what dorm you're from.

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Trey
Trey
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He's from Night Raven College's long standing rival, Royal Sword Academy.
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Deuce
Deuce
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What?! He's from a completely different school?!
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Ace
Ace
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Freaking Royal Sword Academy!?
Choice 1: So there's other schools of magic. Choice 2: The name is so cool!
Heartslabyul Resident A Did they just say Royal Sword Academy!?
Heartslabyul Resident B One of those stuck up assholes is here!?
Heartslabyul Resident E What!? Where! We'll toss them out!!
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Chenya
Chenya
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Oops. Well, I got my tart so it's time for me to scurry on home. Hum hmm hmmm.
Heartslabyul Resident A Ah, he got away!
Heartslabyul Resident B After him!
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Grim
Grim
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They got so aggressive all of a sudden.
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Riddle
Riddle
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A large percentage of Night Raven College students view Royal Sword Academy as their enemy.
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Trey
Trey
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That's what 100 years of losing does to you…
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Cater
Cater
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No more gloomy talk! We're celebrating! Let's enjoy our Unbirthday Party today!
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Grim
Grim
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Nyaha! I'm gonna eat until I burst! Happy Unbirthday Party!
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Savanaclaw Dorm – Leona’s Room
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Ruggie
Ruggie
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Maaaan, I'm so jealous. Those Heartslabyul guys are having a party with a huge feast.

Sure would be nice if Savanaclaw just happened to have a stomach-bursting tradition like that.

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Leona
Leona
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Hmph... What's so fun about a party where all you do is eat cake and cookies under the afternoon sun? Disgusting.

That aside, Ruggie, how is that coming along?

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Ruggie
Ruggie
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You just leave it all to me. Things are coming along smoothly. Shishishi!
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Leona
Leona
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We have our chance while those guys waste away their time drinking tea. That cocky Malleus, too. He better be ready...
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