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 Vil
Vil 
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How long do you plan to keep me waiting?
The cameraman's been ready to go this entire time. Hurry it up.
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 Leona
Leona 
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I already told you I ain't gonna do it.
Tell me why the hell I have to stand next to you and get our mugs taken just for some school newspaper.
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 Vil
Vil 
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It's simple. Their next feature is going to be the Dormitory Introduction for New Students and you and I are both dorm leaders.
As leader, it's my job to show everyone just how exceptional Pomefiore is.
Each leader is the face of their dorm, after all.
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 Leona
Leona 
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Settle down it's only the school newspaper- it ain't that serious. Let 'em make do without a photo.
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 Vil
Vil 
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A professional takes every job seriously. I can't believe you'd insist on half-assing this. I'm not letting you get out of it.
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 Leona
Leona 
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Haa... You never shut it, do you. I swear arguing with you is nothing but a pain in the ass.
Fine. If all I gotta do is take the pic then let's get it over with...
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 Vil
Vil 
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Not so fast. One of the buttons on your vest is barely hanging by a thread.
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 Leona
Leona 
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Huh? Who cares... It's still there ain't it.
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 Vil
Vil 
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You can't just leave it dangling like that... It looks tacky.
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 Leona
Leona 
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Tacky...?!
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 Vil
Vil 
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How typical of Savanaclaw. I can't stand uncivilized brutes. I feel sorry for your uniform, getting stuck with you wearing it.
Don't you have anything to sew it back on with? Just how old are you again this year?
Let me guess, as a prince you grew up spoiled and nobody ever made you lift a single finger to do anything for yourself, did they?
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 Leona
Leona 
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......
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 Vil
Vil 
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UGH, I can't believe this. That somehow you're a dorm leader just like me.
I suppose I don't have a choice but to lend you mine. Hurry up and sew it back on.
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 Leona
Leona 
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......
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 Vil
Vil 
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Hold it. Why are you taking off your vest all of a sudden?
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 Leona
Leona 
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My bad, seems nobody ever taught me any manners.
So I figured I'd let someone as classy as yourself show me just how it's done.
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 Vil
Vil 
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And just what makes you think I'd sew your button back on!
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 Leona
Leona 
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I couldn't care less. But what about you, eh? Gotta take that important shot together, don't we?
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 Vil
Vil 
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Well that's...
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 Leona
Leona 
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Vil Schoenheit. The roar of that charismatic beauty's name heard all throughout Twisted Wonderland!
...But despite his reputation he's too busy worrying about himself to give a shit about anyone else.
But hey it's no skin off my back if that's what people say about you when they see it.
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 Vil
Vil 
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......
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 Leona
Leona 
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chuckling
So how 'bout it? Go on and show an uncivilized brute like me just how it's done.
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 Vil
Vil 
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The way you're grinning like that makes me sick... Hurry up and hand it over already.
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 Leona
Leona 
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Ha! That's the spirit.
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 Vil
Vil 
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You're nothing more than a minor prop in my photoshoot. One I'm just tending to like any professional would.
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 Leona
Leona 
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But what a fine prop, eh? You should be the one thanking me.
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 Vil
Vil 
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You wish. If it weren't for this shoot, you could take your vest and... Ara, what's this?
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 Leona
Leona 
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What the hell are you mewling about now?
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 Vil
Vil 
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This button looks similar enough to the others but it isn't the same... It's been replaced.
Seems like you do care after all.
Even if it's a shabby job. The least you could've done is replace it with the same kind of button.
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 Leona
Leona 
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The same kind of button? No clue what you're on about but you sure are fussy as hell.
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 Vil
Vil 
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So help me... I can't believe I'm having to do this for you.
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 Leona
Leona 
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Y'know... No matter how many times that button falls off it always comes right back.
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 Vil
Vil 
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Huh? Comes right back? ...What are you talking about?
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 Leona
Leona 
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I mean even when comes off, if I just leave my uniform layin' around my room it'll wind up back on there again.
So whenever it falls off I just leave it. Don't remember casting that kinda magic on it tho.
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 Vil
Vil 
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You don't... There's no way that's magic...
Someone's sewn it back on for you. Probably Ruggie.
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 Leona
Leona 
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Huh? How the hell would I know.
Whether it's magic or Ruggie, it's all the same ain't it.
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 Vil
Vil 
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...Hah! Besides your looks you really are worthless!
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 Leona
Leona 
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What did you say?!
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 Vil
Vil 
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This is why I can't stand spoiled brats- you're all the same!
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